>tagged as:#loud screaming#your such a cutie jesus christ

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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cheetahpeople:

when someone compliments you

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basedpidgeot:

*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life


>tagged as:#im crying help me

swarnpert:

broné

armadillo:

when your friends do something cool without youimage

thebluthcompany:

An Old Spanish Painting Perfectly Depicts What George Michael And Maeby’s Love Child Would Look Like