shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals


>tagged as:#MCKENNA

owlapin:

making a resume when u have no experience 

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precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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deather-child:

a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions