teapayne:

Bob is like one of the most stereotypical names but how many bobs do you actually know

  • psat instructor: if you feel ill or you are about to die tell me beforehand so i may bURN YOUR ANSWER SHEET RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES AND THROW NO.2 PENCILS ON YOUR CORPSE. Also no sharing calculators.

woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

babies are so cute aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)


>tagged as:#dana#dana as a baby
mindlessondeck:


i never laughed so hard in my life

bombing:

[swallows lit cigarette] arctic monkeys

monalisasvagina:

JungleJim4322@yahoo.com in proper beach attire

craylittleliars:

Life is too short to pretend you’re attracted to Channing Tatum

neptunain:

[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh


>tagged as:#McKenna#Cassidy#my war cry